Join The Snark Squad!
Step 1: Buy your tumbler either in-person or online.
Step 2: Get your first fill (in-person only).
Step 3: Keep refilling like the VIP you are — and never look back.
Because you're not just drinking coffee. You're joining a movement.
A very well-caffeinated, slightly unhinged, beautifully bold movement.
Frequently Asked Questions
(aka, the stuff you should ask before DM’ing us):
💸 How much is it to join The Snark Squad?
It’s a one-time $30 investment in your mental health and morning survival. That includes your first fill — hot, iced, or emotionally supportive. After that? Bring your cup back for 25% off every single refill.
🥤 What size is the tumbler?
It’s big enough to handle your caffeine cravings, small enough to fit in your car’s cupholder. AKA: the Goldilocks of drinkware.
♻️ Can I use my own tumbler?
Nice try, thrifty queen. Only official Snark Squad tumblers qualify for the refill discount. It’s not personal — it’s branding.
🚫 What if I forget my cup?
Then you’re paying full price like the rest of the caffeine peasants. We don’t make the rules (oh wait, we do).
🔁 Can I get multiple refills a day?
You can come back as many times as your jittery little heart desires. Just bring your cleaned Snark Squad tumbler with you.
😢 What if I lose or break my tumbler?
We cry. You cry. Then you buy another. (Yes, it's still $30. We believe in consequences.)
🌡️ What drinks are eligible for refills?
All regular and specialty drinks — hot or iced. If it comes in a cup and keeps you awake, it counts.
💼 Can I transfer my refill discount to someone else?
Nope. The discount lives and dies with your cup. Sharing is caring, but caffeine is personal.