🎉 What’s Brewing This Summer? Behind the Scenes at Snark Roast Coffee

Welcome to chaos season (aka summer). While most people are beach-bound or binge-watching reality TV, we’re out here slinging cold drinks, sarcastic comebacks, and staying just hydrated enough to keep it all moving.

Here’s your caffeinated backstage pass to what’s brewing at Snark Roast Coffee this summer.

🥤 Dirty Sodas Have Entered Their Unhinged Era

This summer, our soda lineup is popping off—literally. Fizzy, fruity, and full of attitude, these drinks are made for sipping in the sun with your besties and your biggest opinions:

• Petty in Pink – Strawberry + vanilla + Sprite = sweet, bubbly, and slightly vindictive.

• Snark Bite – Blueberry, vanilla, and Diet Coke with a bite of sass.

• Snarky Shark – Blueberry + coconut + Sprite + Blue Powerade + a gummy shark. A whole situation.

• Sour About It – Watermelon Sprite topped with sour watermelon candy, because someone had to say it.

• Butterscotch Baggage – Root beer, vanilla, and butterscotch for the emotionally complex soda drinker.

☕ Espresso Drinks That Match Your Energy

Whether you’re thriving or just pretending to, our espresso drinks have your back (and your caffeine quota):

• Cereal Killer – Brown sugar, cinnamon, vanilla, and espresso. Breakfast chaos in a cup.

• Strawbitchy Energy – Strawberry, mocha, espresso, and chocolate drizzle. Cute and confrontational.

• Shady Beach – Coconut, caramel, and espresso with double drizzle. For sipping in your villain era.

• Berry Over It – Blueberry, brown sugar, vanilla, and espresso. The drink equivalent of an eye-roll.

🧊 Cold Brew That Hits Harder Than Your Summer Playlist

Cold brew is the backbone of summer survival. Ours is called Zero Chill for a reason:

• Dubai, Felicia – Mocha, pistachio, Zero Chill cold brew, and chocolate drizzle. Rich with a passport.

• Tiramisassy – Tiramisu and vanilla over cold brew. Dessert in disguise.

• Moody Mocha Madness – Mocha, white chocolate, and chocolate drizzle. For the melodramatic in all of us.

• Don’t Toffee to Me – Toffee crunch and vanilla. The sweetest way to throw shade.

📍 Where to Find Us

We’re posted up every Saturday at the East Longmeadow Farmers Market from 9AM to 1PM, serving icy drinks and passive-aggressive encouragement to anyone within range.

✨ Want refill perks? Grab a Snark Squad Tumbler for $30 and get 25% off every time you bring it back. Stay caffeinated. Save money. Be iconic.

💅 Final Sip

This summer, your drinks should match your energy: strong, slightly unhinged, and unapologetically extra.

Follow us on Instagram @SnarkRoastCoffee, stalk our specials, and come be a part of the snarky chaos. We’ll save you a lid.